Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to bake cookies I go,
I have flour in my keyboard...flour is dumb. I hope that's not bad, but I feel like it will go good with the Honey Bunches of Oats, peanut butter, and finger nail clippings also stuck under the keys of my computer. No worries. What am I baking today? Well, K-Mart..Wal-Mart's 2nd cousin...had Whoppers for 35 cents for a giant box WOOPAHH!! I figured they may be as old as my younger sister for them to be so cheap, so I figured I would throw them into some cookies and no one would notice, so I am making Whopper cookies.
Today, I am exhausted. I am exhausted because I am pretty sure I made a BARVANNAWHITEZILLION (yes..it's a real number that is huge enough to have the words "Vanna White" in it) subs today. I'm not mad because, well, it's my job, but really people? I like to cut vegetables at work...not make subs. There is something ever so calming about cutting onions. We laugh together, we cry together (well more they make me cry), and it hurts me more than it hurts them to cut out their core (no really, I usually whiff the core and chop off my one of the three fingers I have left); we're basically soul mates. So I get a tad irritated when I am bothered while cutting my onions, but continue to get subs so that I can continue to have a job please.
After work, I had an ever so delicious dinner in an empty house. I LOVE AN EMPTY HOUSE! Don't tell my mom, or dad, or priest, but I walked from the laundry room to the bathroom IN DA NUDE!! But I kind of felt really dirty because the dogs were in the house, and they were just looking at me. I feel like my dogs should never see me naked for two reasons: 1) well no one should have to see me naked and 2) I sort of smelled like Subway and I had some kamikazee veggies and meat stuck to my body from my rapid sandwich making, so I probably looked semi delicious. Thank God I made it to the shower alive. In the shower, I....KIDDING..I will NOT go there! But I will say that I belted "Party In the U.S.A" like it was my job. If Miley would have heard me, she probably would have been shocked into puberty by my amazing talent.
O, my Whopper cookies are delicious by the way. I just ate two...Jillian Michaels please forgive me!
Today, I bought my boyfriend his birthday present. I REALLY wish I could tell you what it was because it is TOTALLY awesome, but he thinks it's dumb to find out what a present is before you get it..I know..how weird is that?...so you don't get to know...Blame Colin...who is saved under "Harry Potter" in my phone. I get about 200 texts from Harry Potter everyday; my sister thinks I am a wizard!
Well I have to potty and we finally have toilet paper...THANK THE LORD...dad doesn't have one of these (I'm pointing where you think I am) so he doesn't realize how important toilet paper is.
Keep Letting It Be,
Em
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