Pimpin' Aint Easy

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lleW, m'I yltnerruc gnihctaw NaciremA Lodi. O my Gosh, that was even more painful to type than it was for you to just decipher. I wrote it backwards because I AM ANGRY! Why am I angry? Because I don't have any gum...well I'm not angry because of that; I am angry because American Idol has to last 58 minutes to tell me that the giant African American man is going home...but if anyone has any gum, I would really appreciate it.

Anyways, today was one of those nonexistent days. Like I literally feel like I accomplished nothing, except for eating a pear and finishing a bag of cheddar rice cakes (DELISH!). First of all, I worked from 7:45-2...at Subway...yes..I was at SUBway at 7:45 in the morning. 1...ONE...person came in to get breakfast...and she got egg whites because her cholesterol is high. You don't care and neither do I, but I thought I would throw that in there. Well, work was going lovely; I cut onions, green peppers, tomatoes, and my hand...then THEY came in. They being two women with accents that I'm pretty positive were a mixture of Arabic, Hawaiian, Indonesian, German, Spanglish, and Furbish (Furby language). She wanted Marinara.."Mam, would you like meatballs?" "Naw, I vant peeparooni (that's pepperoni)." Okay mam, but you said you want marinara; that comes with meatballs." "Ey zknow; I vant zeee meeeeetzballz!"...For the love of everything on this earth that is holy (including push pops), WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?! Well in case you're curious, we gave her her stinking meatball sub...with American cheese (funny right?)..some lettuce...spinach (which she informed me that she had never had...the 1 thing I actually understood)..and some mustard (mustard is Satan's hand sanitizer..I HATE it!) I would like to say that the woman was still adorable though; I like that America is a melting pot..well I guess now we could probably call it a pyrex bowl in a microwave; melting pot seems outdated. So work was fun, but it CRAMPED my style...so I couldn't run..that's right I didn't run! God save the queen!

After work, the love of my life (okay 2nd love of my life, honey bunches of oats is first) was waiting for me outside of Subway, and we went to grandma's for pizza. I didn't eat any (see the previous paragraph for lack of running), but I did have a marvelous salad with a beautiful array of delicious toppings (including some piece of dried fruit that may have been rat poo..colin and I couldn't figure out what it was..am I still a vegetarian if I eat rat poo?). But at grandma's, she took the liberty of folding her panties in front of all of us. REAL LIFE GRANNY PANTIES!! I thought about sending them to the Smithsonian, but she seemed pretty attached. And anytime grandma walks...we're testing fate. I left grandma's without her panties (oo dirty!), and Colin and I went to JCPenney and bought the most beautiful shirt in the world!! The Beatles..LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS!

I love life. Quote of the day by nipple knower, "Did Bon Jovi win American Idol?"

Keep Letting It Be,
Em