It's Ms. Jackson if you're nasty,
I am currently blogging during the American Idol Season Finale. Yes, the government did call to tell me I was being deported for this act. I have noticed a few things throughout these 2 hours of pure filler (which is not all bad, don't get me wrong.) These are in no particular order. Janet Jackson was much more fun when she was nasty. She is currently repeating "trust in me." "Well Janet, I can't trust you if you don't SHUT UP and tell me who wins American Idol!" OMYGOSHNESS!! NASTY BOYS! Please forgive me for speaking too soon. I will now watch Ms. Jackson get nasty...be right back...ok..back to my observations. Kelly Clarkson has, in fact, gained so much weight that she now weighs more than Reuben. Chicago is still one of my least favorite bands...and cities while we're talking about it. If Carrie Underwood came to my door right now smeared in goose poop, carrying a hippo carcas, and talking about math, I would still marry her. And Christina Aguilera was much better looking when she was a genie. But then again, she is beautiful, no matter what they say....even if I say she looks like a duck.
Today was an absolutely AWESOME day. I got to interview Major Teri Andreoni over the phone for a piece I wrote for the newspaper. OOO phone interview, what's fun about that Emily? Well judgmental bloggers, SHE IS IN IRAQ! She was absolutely amazing and is a role model for all young women. I hope I did her justice with the 600 words I was alotted. Let's see, what happened after that? O yea..work. 4-8, the easiest shift on the face of the earth right? WRONG! Everyone and their 2nd cousins wanted a sub today. My boobs were sweating more than an eskimo in an oven, but there wasn't a darn thing I could do about it. I guess boob sweat on subs isn't appetizing..who knows? But, I did get one of the best compliments of my life. I made this very sunburnt, yet very nice, woman a couple subs. When she was getting checked out, she told my boss, "This girl is such a nice girl; I really like her." No, I didn't know her thank you very much!!! It's just one of those little things that help you get through the day; she doesn't realize how much it meant to me.
O man!! THE RESULTS!! My life is in this envelope!! If it's not Crystal, I will poop all over my chair! I love this chair! I can't do this...I just chewed off my thumb...O goodness..RYAN TELL ME!!....THE WINNER OF AMERICAN IDOL 2010 IS LEE DEWYZE...Thank Buddha I put Depends on today; I really love this chair. F' this, I'm going to bed!
Keep Letting It Be (EXCEPT FOR YOU LEE DEWYZE)
Em
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