Sushi HosoMaki Maki HosoMaki: This is a sushi roll with little rice and the seaweed is on the outside.

Hello Friends,

Well, I would like to first address my title. This title is in honor of Nanami Saki Boyd ("Saki" is pronounced "sucky). Nanami may, or may not, be the coolest person I have ever met. She is currently laying on my pull out couch creating a "Jenny-sandwich" with the other nine year old girl who is sleeping here. Nanami is not only cool because she is named Nanami, but it's because her sister is named Minami...Yes, Nanami and Minami. Don't think I am making fun of them for a second because I am currently filled with so much envy for this 9 year old child that I feel like there is really no purpose for me to be alive because my middle name is Eileen. Nanami is also a daughter of one of Obama's workers. I am not sure how much I am allowed to say about this - nine year olds say a lot more than they are supposed to, and the idea of a secret service man breaking into my house and stealing me while I am in the shower (they always steal you in the shower) is not that appealing. So I will just say, he is in St. Marys 3 days a week and DC the other. HOW AWESOME IS THIS SMALL CHILD?! I am having a "Nanami Rocks!" shirt printed..just so the world knows how awesome she is.

T0day was the most eventful day of my life - well except for the day I broke my neck (I really did..had to wear a neck brace for 6 weeks in the eighth grade). My boyfriend and I went to breakfast at Bob Evans. This was beautiful and delicious, but the WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING COUPLE was sitting in the table beside us. I know they are a new couple because 1) they were asking a bunch of stupid questions to each other like "What hand do you use to wipe?" and 2) they were actually being nice to eachother. It was so annoying...she was actually acting like she cared what he said and stuff. Then we played a game with our waitress, it was called "Ask Emily if she wants more coffee and then don't bring it to her,"..if there was an Olympic event for that, our waitress would have gold (she would even beat a Russian). Then we bought flower seeds at the Wal-Mart. We planted flowers...A BUNCH OF FLOWERS. They probably won't grow, but if they do, they will be our love children because mom won't let me have a kitten. We then proceeded to walk at the lake. I love the lake and Colin and geese and puddles and women giving men haircuts in shelter houses, so it was a success.

Then, I went to work. I constructed the world's most perfect ham sub today. How do I know it was perfect? I don't, but I am claiming that it is because it is the ONLY exciting thing that happened all night...well except for me seperating 2 stacked sugar cookies without breaking them; that was intense. There was this young boy...he HAD to have sugar cookies or flaming ninjas would come steal him and never bring him back...so I am standing at the register and I open the drawer to find the only 2 sugar cookies STACKED, YES STACKED. A bead a sweat developed on my temple, but I couldn't wipe it off because the small boy could have been an undercover food inspector, so I left it sit. I began to seperate the cookies, while wearing gloves of course, and the top one began to crack. But I noticed JUST in time and twisted it about 3 degrees to the right, and they popped right apart. As I handed them to the child, his eyes lit up as he knew that he would live to see another day..GOD BLESS AMERICA.

K I have to go Nanami is about to be eaten by my dog.

Keep Letting It Be,
Em NOT SAKI Shellabarger