If I Could Have A Bag of Popcorn Without Kernels....I Would Be Happier Than Breath Mint in a Garlic Shop

I like the way ya work it..NO DIGGITY,

So I was reading the newsfeed on AOL today and saw that Kroger recalled a bunch of ice cream. In a frenzy, I read the story because I LOVE KROGER and I LOVE ICE CREAM! I was writing my will because I assumed the ice cream that I ate was full of arsenic or something when I noticed that they simply recalled it because it may have come in contact with nuts, and it does not emphasize that it may have done so. At this moment, I said a brief prayer for the human who was allergic to nuts and discovered this. When recalls come out, I don't think we think about the person who first discovered that the product needed recalled. Imagine sitting in your kitchen, enjoying your Superman ice cream, and all of a sudden YOUR FACE IS THE SIZE OF A PEEP THAT HAS BEEN PUT IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 6.8 SECONDS!! You yell, "O NUTS! (literally)" and have to rush to the emergency room. I just pray that in the event that the Charmin Toilet Paper Factor is bombed by an itching powder bomb, I am not the person who realizes that the toilet paper needs to be recalled.

I ate vegetarian chicken alfredo today. IT WAS EVER SO DELICIOUS!! I started not eating meat because I simply hated meat. It wasn't for the environment, or animals, or my body. However, all three have now become reasons as well. I feel so much better physically, and it's nice to know mentally that I am helping the environment (not eating meat for a day saves the amount of water not showering for a year would) and animals. I will never preach it..because that's just annoying...but if it sounds like something for you, I would def encourage it. I do want to say that the only thing that tempts me anymore is the smell of toasted pepperoni. I am at work, and I toast these BMT and Spicy subs..and O MY GOODNESS!! If the Cher could fart (she can't; it's scientifically proven), it would smell like toasted pepperoni. I see the juicy, loveliness sitting below the gently melted cheese, and the aroma dances in my nostrils. I JUST WANT TO GRAB THE SUB AND EAT IT (even though I know that it would burn more than salt on a hemmoroid). I resist though...so I can guiltlessly watch Babe (the pig is SOOO adorable..I could never eat it).

Keep Letting It Be,
Em