Hello,
I suck. If sucking were a sport, I would have the gold medal at the Olympics. If sucking were legs, I would get a lot of funny looks because I would have like 304982039483 legs. I suck because I didn't blog for a gazillion years. I can't make excuses; I have just been so busy and tired. But I'm back, and I'M SO SORRY FOR SUCKING!
Anyways, I have some very interesting events coming in my life. Well, possible events. You see I emailed a woman approximately like 2 months ago about doing an open mic night at a comedy club. Well, I am apparently lower than clipping your toenails on her list of priorities because she just got back to me yesterday. She said I could come on Sunday July 25th, but I needed at least five guests. HMMM? I REALLY want to do it because I want to hold myself accountable to my goals and "dreams"..BAH! dreams! laugh...everyone always laughs at other peoples' dreams. I don't know..maybe I'll try. I'll keep you updated..unless I fail...then I will pretend like it never happened and join the convent and move to Indonesia and make lanyards for people who don't even have anything to put on them..it's a win win situation.
More exciting events...my giant cousin is getting married this weekend. And when I say giant, it's not a lie. He is six ten...as in if you took two Gary Coleman's and stacked two infants on top of them...they would be up to AJ's nipples! Anyways..he is marrying a beautiful, wonderful woman, and I am so very happy for them for two reasons 1) she is tall too...there is NOTHING more annoying than short women who steal tall men! There should be a law that you can only be 3 inches shorter than your date/husband/significant other..MAX...so us tall women don't have to go to prom with men who are 5'6''..you were a great date though ED!! and 2)Because of their marriage, I get to stay the night in a hotel room with my nine year old sister and eighty nine year old grandma. Yep, we're getting drunk....KIDDING!!! I just hope neither wets the bed.
STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER!
Keep Letting It Be,
Em
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